Serendipity in Serenity
Kay• 17• Netflix addict, amateur communicator, coffee enthusiast•
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  • aschoolgirlcrush:

    my mom just yelled “it’s called common sense” at my dog

    (via asvprock)

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  • vvebkin:

    facebook on your birthday 

    (via keeprollingalong)

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  • celestial-sexhair:

    cockroachsoup:

    cockroachsoup:

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    cockroachsoup:

    cockroachsoup:

    cockroachsoup:

    do you think i could cook a s’more on the really hot part of my laptop

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    I’m doing it

    running two games in the background to cause laptop to heat up more

    bottom of marshmallow is warm

    the chocolate is soft enough that some comes off on my finger when touching it

    it’s working

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    the chocolate is melting

    i touched it and that happened

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    We did it kids

    welcome to the internet

    (via adultnapped)

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  • thedarkmatteralchemist:

    penis-hilton:

    EVERYTIME I SEE THIS POST I’M AFRAID TO SCROLL TO THE END OF IT BECAUSE I ALWAYS THINK BETTY WHITE HAS DIED

    Betty White, last of the jedi.

    (Source: the-goldengirls, via keeprollingalong)

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  • linemie:

    flyaway-freedom-heart:

    h0bbitberry:

    simonwang:

    Twilight in two seconds

    This is the only twilight thing I will ever reblog. 

    I have been waiting for this gif

    haha amazing!!!

    (Source: niallers-angel, via keeprollingalong)

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  • deepwithinthedeadliestdarkness:

    equalistsfuckshitup:

    story time when i was 16 my mom and i were watching ellen and my mom says 

    ‘oh look my favorite lesbian!’

    and i said ‘i thought i was your favorite lesbian?’

    and she just stared at me for a moment and said 

    ‘oh ok. ‘

    and we just continued watching 

    and thats how i came out to my mother

    Fucking A Star.

    (via keeprollingalong)

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  • megay:

    HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS

    STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)

    STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt see you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”

    STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen

    (Source: teshima--junta, via keeprollingalong)

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  • alri9ht:

    Is IKEA even real

    (Source: ronswansoning, via keeprollingalong)

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    • baby: d... d... d...
    • father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
    • baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
    • baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*
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  • d-o-r-ia-n:

    zannablack:

    superlockedinthephandom:

    sarajust:

    taggedbooty:

    offlcer:

    ♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫

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    TOO SOON

    IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS

    WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS

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    oh my god

    FUCK

    (via ruinedchildhood)

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  • elfauno:

    Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

    (via adultnapped)

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  • plundr:

    This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

    (Source: theone8888, via tits-clits-and-tayl0rswift)

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  • enemaroberts:

    oknope:

    the only boys i need in my life:

    • michael (kors)
    • christian (dior/louboutin)
    • jimmy (choo)
    • louis (vuitton)
    • tommy (hilfiger)
    • yves (saint-laurent)
    • giorgio (armani)
    • louis-francois (cartier)

    the only boys yall can afford

    (good)will 

    (via sniffing)

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  • kaptincrunchh:

    MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK!

    (via tylerchokely)

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